I have headed west from Las Vegas to California. Such a big area I may spend a little time here and see a few places
I headed to the beach for a relaxing time. But WOW What a rush some of these things I can do
Started with a picture, Wow I look buff
(pssssst, fooled you, that is not really me haha)
When I get home, I need to loose some weight I think. There was this man, all big and muscly. He was laughing at me and picked me up. I could have SLAPPED him silly. Just look at his face
I think I have had too many pies. Why did you introduce me to them
There were all these people I thought were girls at first. They all had long blonde hair, but as soon as they said DUDE, they were boys, imagine that. They REALLY need a haircut
Anyhoo, they were all talking about this thing called surfing. I thought that was something you did on the inter-web thinggy. No big deal I thought as I can use the email (unlike that Iain pfft) I said I can surf easy peesy
Oooops
It was something totally different. First I had to wear these ludicrous shorts. I mean COME ON, I look like a kitchen table. But off I went. On a board. On the water.........eeeeeeeek
It was a good job there was all that water around, I tell you, I think I added a little to it............
Still the board was fun. But I found something even more. All the lads were calling out something to me, but I could not hear them
Ahh the night was falling so they all took me to another place and I had a board on wheels. Man this is living
I ALMOST got used to wearing these shorts, then I saw a picture of myself <shudder>, ran back to my hotel and try and wipe the memory of the shorts out of my mind
I will go somewhere else with better fashion sense, I am sure you understand that
Tulaliloo ti amo Daddy
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