Destination 3 - California

Bello Daddy (Not a typo, it is time you learn a little of my language)

I have headed west from Las Vegas to California.  Such a big area I may spend a little time here and see a few places

I headed to the beach for a relaxing time.  But WOW What a rush some of these things I can do

Started with a picture,  Wow I look buff

(pssssst, fooled you, that is not really me haha)

When I get home, I need to loose some weight I think.  There was this man, all big and muscly.  He was laughing at me and picked me up.  I could have SLAPPED him silly.  Just look at his face

I think I have had too many pies.  Why did you introduce me to them


There were all these people I thought were girls at first.  They all had long blonde hair, but as soon as they said DUDE, they were boys, imagine that.  They REALLY need a haircut

Anyhoo, they were all talking about this thing called surfing.  I thought that was something you did on the inter-web thinggy.  No big deal I thought as I can use the email (unlike that Iain pfft) I said I can surf easy peesy

Oooops

It was something totally different.  First I had to wear these ludicrous shorts.  I mean COME ON, I look like a kitchen table.  But off I went.  On a board.  On the water.........eeeeeeeek

It was a good job there was all that water around, I tell you, I think I added a little to it............

Still the board was fun.  But I found something even more.  All the lads were calling out something to me, but I could not hear them

Ahh the night was falling so they all took me to another place and I had a board on wheels.  Man this is living

I ALMOST got used to wearing these shorts, then I saw a picture of myself  <shudder>, ran back to my hotel and try and wipe the memory of the shorts out of my mind

I will go somewhere else with better fashion sense, I am sure you understand that

Tulaliloo ti amo Daddy

Destination 2 - Las Vegas

LAS VEGAS BABY

Long train ride and bus but finally arrived in Las Vegas, such a nice friendly welcome

After settling in, I took stock of things, and realized with a panic, that I did not have enough money to finance the rest of the trip.  I almost called you Daddy to send me some, but heard that with a few throws of a dice here, you can get money.  Incredible

However, what they did not tell you was that you have to pay for the dice, and you do not always get money back.  Liars and tricksters the lot of them.  I was in such a tiz now as they took all my money

But the nice bunch of people there thought it would be funny if they used me as the dice and said they would give me $10 if I let them.  Well I am sorry to say I did.  I am so ashamed of myself

But I had all my spending money back so I put it all down as a bad experience and went for something to eat.  I REALLY fancied some fruit.  But the strangest thing happened.  As I was walking out I passed all these machines that sold fruit.  But it was such a fun idea.  You did not know what fruit you would get, might be melons, lemons, cherries. I like a little mystery.  So I asked this nice lady to help me as there was a big leaver to pull to open the fruit draw.  She pulled the leaver and My mouth was watering at the thought of the juicy fruit to come.  WHOO HOO, Cherries.  Ohhhhhhh 2 cherries, I was really hungry.  And BOOM, three cherries baby.  That would last me a week.  But then the weirdest thing.  Instead of cherries, money came out the machine, lots of money.  I thought the till must have broken, but the woman cheered and gathered the money and gave it to me.  WOW I thought, I could buy a whole BAG of cherries with that

The nice lady said I should go and see a show or two whilst I was here.  She was off to see some guys who were all friends and had decided to dance together for fun.  I can tell you, THAT was a weird show, they were VERY friendly to the ladies..............

Next were these ladies who did not have any bones in their body.  We they must not have as they were all bendy

She then took me to see this man singing and playing the piano.  He had really funny hair that reminded me of your cat (I think it was alive as well) and he was smaller than me.  Funny little man.  But he sang a nice song to me so that was good

Then the final show was this VERY strange group of men.  I think there was something wrong with them as they were all BLUE.  I mean it must be hard for them to get a job, but isn't it a little cruel and insensitive to put them on the stage and make them perform?????  You taught me some manners Daddy, so I asked them if I could help them

Pffft, last time I do that.  It took me ALL NIGHT to scrub that blue off.  Fraudsters, pretending to be blue like that to get people feeling sorry for them and give them money

So that was my trip over and after scrubbing all myself clean, packing all my money away in a safe place, I went to the bus stop for the ride to my next stop

Miss you lots Daddy

Love
Minion

Destination 1 - New York

Whooooot WHAT A DAY that was

I was ALL OVER the City.  It is so busy here, so many people.  But I Loved it

My two main stops I think were the usual touristy things to do.  Empire States Building and the Statue of Liberty

So here I am at the top.  I do not think I have quite gotten the hang of these self pictures yet











I made a new friend whilst I was up there, but to be honest I did wonder if his friendship was more born out of the fact he wanted to eat me....

I did one more memorable shot, though I did not realize how windy it was up here.  I nearly fell off but I am OK.  SO please don't worry about me, Daddy

Next was the Statue of Liberty.  It was difficult getting in as there was something happening and people were skiving off work or something, but I was a little sneak and got in..  I made it all the way to the top

Finally when I made it down, I wanted a picture.  But the only people around made me wear an idiotic hat before they would agree to take the picture.  I mean REALLY.............have they no fashion sense?

Anyways that is the end of my 1st day so I will be off to Grand Central soon to catch the Red Eye to my next destination so..................

STARRRRT SPreddinggggggg the neewwwwwwwsssssss

I'm Leeeeeeavinggggg tooodayyyyyy

hehe a little NY Humor there

Love

Minion

Well I had a nasty experience getting through security at JFK.  They prodded and poked me ALL over.  I do NOT know what they expected to find...........

But anyways, I am here in the BIG APPLE at last, all safe and well.  I am soo tired so even though this is the city that never sleeps, I need to.  So off to bed I go

I will go for my trip and post some pictures for you, but sweet dreams until then

Love
Minion

Hellooo and Welcome

Well  I was trying to keep my friend, Iain, out of my travels, but it seems a technical hitch has outed him as my helper in this holiday

I used him to forward the photos to my Daddy, of my round the world holiday.  But now I may as well do it myself

So I am Minion.  I was adopted on 2nd October 2013 by my new Daddy and his friends where he works.  But before I settled down I wanted to see the world a little.  So after finding a deal of a lifetime on lastminionsholidays.com, I headed off from John Lennon airport on 3rd October for the good old U.S of A

I will be visiting a lot of places and will record my trip for any other minion to see, if they are thinking of doing the same I will not give too much away of what I have done as I want to have some stories for Daddy when I get back, but I think you will get the idea